Men stooping to the same stature as women? Women demanding things other than diamond necklaces from men? As if suppressing racism wasn’t enough, we now need to empower females too? What’s next- equal rights for homosexuals? It’s the feminocalypse. And we will put an end to it.
Top 5 Reasons to stay away from Feminism:
1: It’s not the dark ages anymore- Women can be educated, work. And vote. What else do they want? Needy much?
2: It’s called division of labour- How else would we maintain the equilibrium of our already utopian society? Men work, are the breadwinners, and the heads of the house, while women… clean and stuff.
3: We can’t have a population with everyone in power- No dominating power hierarchy? No class of people to refer to as the ‘weaker sex’ to boost your own ego? Where’s the fun in that?
4: Women are meant to be pretty- What else can they be good for anyway? Go ahead, give them higher positions, I dare you. It’s not like the likes of Margaret Thatcher, Indira Gandhi or Marie Curie conquered much.
5: They hate your testosterone –Feminists are up in arms, preaching their dogmas of misandry.
Think you’re straying into the forbidden territory a. k. a. Feminism? Hakuna Matata, we can cure you.
PS: If this post hasn’t been convincing enough, maybe the insightfulness ignorance (damn, these typos) of these women will change your mind - http://whoneedsfeminism.tumblr.com/. Who do these women think they are, going around demanding gender equality, challenging the stereotypes of feminists and breaking the misconceptions of the feminist movement?